DONE!  AND JUST IN TIME FOR HOME TIME

MUHAHAHAHAHA

I have six left.

Dear god…

dagseoul replied to your post: one of my first graders called a kid an asshole in…

extra credit?

hahaha omg.  it’s funny cuz they are always a little shocked when i call them on it.

like i wouldn’t care that much but we know that korean parents would have my head.  if they mumble it a lot of the time i ignore it but this dude was pretty clear.

it was like ‘hey asshole!”  and i’m like…welp can’t ignore that…

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So…are drugs allowed?

dont be silly this is korea.

orangeapplesauce replied to your post: one of my first graders called a kid an asshole in…

He thought maybe it was a rule to not swear because you didn’t understand english swear words

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

my kids know i know english swear words.  it’s like the first thing i call them on.  

Omega’s class rules are:

No swearing in English

Speak in Class, trying to use English to answer questions (they can talk to each other in korean that’s fine.  like if they are doing reading and explaining it to each other i would prefer the kids explain to each other in korean because they will explain in english to me)

No hitting.

one of my first graders called a kid an asshole in class…so i told him no swearing and he knows better.

i’m trying to understand why you would swear in english in english class knowing it’s a rule not to swear in english class.

note: students are impressed that i know numbers in korean.

it is not impressive.  it would be impressive if it was the native korean set and not the sino korean.

also, these are the top things done on april fool’s day according to my essays:

  • pretend you are going to kill yourself
  • lie and say you got into an accident and are at the hospital
  • confess your true love
  • switch classrooms

Texas really does suck.

(Source: dagseoul)

adulthoodisokay:

i can’t deal with how adorable this dog is

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I absolutely love when i shift my lower back and it’s a series of loud crunchy cracks and immediate pressure release i didn’t even know was there.

This one student told their sister they bought pizza on april fools day. So their sister didnt eat and come home to nothing. Im legit laughing out loud at this awesome sibling prank.

i have five more. ignoring the fact that i seem to need ice chocolate drinks to efficeintly grade.

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need dinner.  dont know what to get.

meh Vietnamese i guess

37 down, 37 more to go.  #grading

37 down, 37 more to go. #grading