I almost got into an accident on the freeway this morning. Why?
Well because I needed to get into the right lane so I could get off the devil’s road. So I put on my blinker.
Which of course SHOULD signal to others I am in need of getting over. But it mostly just lets others know its time to be a royal dickhead. So the car next to me matches me instead of letting me in. So I slow down a ton. Because its rush hour and I can only speed up so much plus if I speed up I could miss the exit.
I slow down and so he decides to get into my lane, no blinker of course. But whatever that means hes not in my way anymore
I start to merge right and this rich fuck, no blinker AGAIN, in the most right lane swerves into the spot. As in if I didnt have quick reflexes my right front would have smashed into his left front.
I quickly swerve out of the way to avoid such a mess and am THROUGHLY ticked off. I speed up ahead and get over in front of him and then this bastard, AGAIN NO SIGNAL, gets in the lane I was in like nothing happened.
I swear to god michigan drivers if you continue to tempt me with this shit I will give brian our nice car and ill take the shitty one and be so fucking agressive on the road youll find your hand knows nothing else but to keep its middle finger straight in the air.
Its too fucking early for this shit and im already pissed because of scotus giving a fucked up verdictn. Shout outs to my gurl sotomayor though with the dissent keepin it real talking about how they basically gave the aok to allow the majority to vote for oppression of a minority.
This wed is not shaping up well