i feel so bad for people that have blatant and simple spelling mistakes in their tattoos

phinn is like “you’ve been home for an hour.  i’m done waiting for the lap.  log off”

phinn i need to take off my petticoat!

Dominique Young Unique “Throw it Down”

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anyone that likes dance moms over Bring It is foolish and sad

Brian’s mom once had a small red spot and rather than live with it beccause she didn’t have concealer she used mine instead.

so instead of red there was this weird brown spot.

W seems to be choosing a new fav sound each week.

Last week she would scrunch her face and make this sniffinf noise.

This week she likes clicking her tongue on the roof of her mouth.

Im seriously distaught about these bats.

One of my favorite things about going up north was that in the summer evenings you could watch the bats hunt. As a kid that was really sensitive to bug bites ( mosquitos love to fuck with me and the bite site usually puffs out a ton) I learned to love and appreciate bats and spiders. But especially bats because they were like your own personal protector around the bonfire.

And they dont know how to stop the spread from bat to bat. The only thing we can do it stop contaminating different cave sites ourselves. But six million bats have already died in north america in like eight years so we are basically boned.

So five of michigans nines species of bats are in major danger of extinction cuz of a disease

This disease basically is a fungus that dehydrates the bat while they hibernate so they wake twice as often to rehydrate and that depletes their fat reserves quicker so that they starve to death before winter is over (by winter I dont mean a calendar date. They live in the UP so winter can and is still a thing there). Like by feb or march.

If you dont care about this we cant be friends.

Like 90 percent of these species will probably die. Its sort of huge and terrible

it looks like i’m ignoring everyone’s comments but really it’s that my dash won’t let me reply to comments suddenly and i’ve been too lazy to try and fix it

Berry trifle for tomorrow! #feedingbrian #passover

Berry trifle for tomorrow! #feedingbrian #passover

W just got to sleep. My choices are as follows:

Go downstairs and continue cleaning
Sit here and relax a bit

I have forty five mins. Im pretty sure the latter is happening


*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"

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*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 


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did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

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