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ghost-of-algren:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

….is anyone gonna tell them they had foundation in 1994 and belly tops were like REALLY big or are we just letting that lay?
"The 90s: When People Were Happy With Themselves"

"When punks were the cool kids, not the outcasts" is a masterpiece of missing the point

I’m so mad at this.  like hi, lets talk about the foundation of the 90’s.  it was either this powder shit or you had stick foundation that you rubbed all over and yeah everyone wore it.  plus lip liner, no lipstick and gloss on top.  
and um what about daisy dukes?  yall think you were the first?  short shorts have been around a LONG time.  mariah in the heartbreaker video is proof our fabulous 90’s skimpy fashion. fuck you.
punks were the cool kids?  um what?  like go away.  
also “kids cared more about music”?  right, cuz the tipper gore mom fandom on 60 minutes talking about fuck bracelets and the power of cliques wasn’t a thing. or you know how the whole nation was terrified of their kids getting AIDs  cuz of “crazy raves”
you children stay away form the 90s!  you stay away and stop ruining my dystopia with your shitty pop punk glasses!

ghost-of-algren:

nodamncatnodamncradle:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

….is anyone gonna tell them they had foundation in 1994 and belly tops were like REALLY big or are we just letting that lay?

"The 90s: When People Were Happy With Themselves"

"When punks were the cool kids, not the outcasts" is a masterpiece of missing the point

I’m so mad at this.  like hi, lets talk about the foundation of the 90’s.  it was either this powder shit or you had stick foundation that you rubbed all over and yeah everyone wore it.  plus lip liner, no lipstick and gloss on top.  

and um what about daisy dukes?  yall think you were the first?  short shorts have been around a LONG time.  mariah in the heartbreaker video is proof our fabulous 90’s skimpy fashion. fuck you.

punks were the cool kids?  um what?  like go away.  

also “kids cared more about music”?  right, cuz the tipper gore mom fandom on 60 minutes talking about fuck bracelets and the power of cliques wasn’t a thing. or you know how the whole nation was terrified of their kids getting AIDs  cuz of “crazy raves”

you children stay away form the 90s!  you stay away and stop ruining my dystopia with your shitty pop punk glasses!

(Source: theacheofmodernism)

Does someone want to explain to me how to get donations on paypal cuz i’m pretty sure in about a month we are gonna be asking for them if i can’t get a real fucking job

ninjaruski replied to your post “So I see the doctor next week and the internet says I may want to…”

She can refer you to a specialist for a clinical evaluation.

ohhh thanks!  yeah i guess  will bring it up then

Its 3pm. W is still asleep which is good cuz she took almost an hour to get there. Let her ass sleep till like 315.

I cant believe shes not up tho cuz she is gonna be extra hungry. Thats ok. That means I wont have but a half hour more with her before going home.

She ate most of my strawberries today and I told her mom my macaroni salad was made with yogurt when it was mayo.

Lady I married a white man, im lucky he eats it with course ground mustard and white wine vinegar. Let me ease him out of salad dressing ok.

So I see the doctor next week and the internet says I may want to discuss my math deficiency with them.

But wouldnt that be an issue for someone besides a primary care physician? I mean what can she do for a learning disability like dyscalculia?

violet-lilly said: I sent you an ask roughly a year ago basically saying that this blog disgusted me you're being racist to white people [insert internalized racism here] ect. A year later, I finally get it. It took a lot of reading, a lot of research, a lot of following social justice blogs but I. Get. It. To everyone who doesn't get it, this is SO. DEEP. You HAVE to do research to fully understand, you have to immerse yourself in it and you have to think outside of everything society has ever taught you.

wretchedoftheearth:

I think this is an example of why it’s annoying when people demand answers to questions about racism - especially broad questions that can’t be easily answered without a lot of background. If you genuinely want to challenge your beliefs and learn, you’ll probably be like this person and do research on your own and realize that there is a lot more to social phenomena than you think

ecclesitrashtes:

Me screaming at the top of my lungs “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” at my wedding for three hours straight.

I can make you knee high socks called tip toe through the tulips with tulips in the heel for this special occasion

brokenfracture:

rubyneptune:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.

I wanna visit!!!!

Holy lawd


This terrifies me i dont know why

brokenfracture:

rubyneptune:

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

I wanna visit!!!!

Holy lawd

This terrifies me i dont know why

(via theblackoaksyndicate)

bakethatlinguist:

covenesque:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

the-goddamazon:

vineforlife:

Make sure you ALWAYS greet african parents w/asapLKG , PEGO WILL

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE I DON’T THINK GUYS UNDERSTAND

damn!

This is so important lol

OMG! This was my life. You walk up in a Black house/church and you don’t greet the Elders, shit is goin down real fast! And everyone will always remember you as that rude chile with no home training.

theblackoaksyndicate:

carrionofcats:

orangeapplesauce:

Hey Omega remember that time we went on a day long trek through the microdick tag?

yes i do.  of course i do.  very memorable.

wait, there’s a microdick tag?!

Yessss. Whole blogs devoted to them in fact. Usually microdicks on large men.

I’m not playing a fucking bean game
with a fucking joystick
in year of our lord 2014!

Brian’s reaction to me asking if he would play the baked beans video game in this baked beans commerical

So my brother posted his new tattoo on this parlor facebook or something and had to white out his nipple.

hahahahahahahahahaha 

Why is mischa barton a year younger than me but looks 7 years older than me? isn’t she rich?  can’t she get some good skin cream?

orangeapplesauce:

Hey Omega remember that time we went on a day long trek through the microdick tag?

yes i do.  of course i do.  very memorable.