Trying out my new thrift shop shoes and skirt and really enoying not having to break in heels #comfyandcheap #sundayphotos

Trying out my new thrift shop shoes and skirt and really enoying not having to break in heels #comfyandcheap #sundayphotos

its because you post about babies all the time

ugh even more of a reason to get a new job

Like tumblr I’m not pregnant ok?

So stop trying to get me to follow mommy and maternity blog.  it’s really fucking annoying.  you and facebook both need to fucking quit it

Tuesday my sister started singing an Iggy song and i was like what are you singing!?  and she was like Iggy Azaelea dont you know?  

and i was like. Never in my whole life have I listened to her.

My mom was telling me about my brother’s tomfoolery racism on his facebook (i’ve deleted him and i refuse to talk to him so…) and it’s gotten me so ready to fight like

i walked out of work just generally optimistic and now i’m like hype as fuck so maybe dont try me tonight cuz i’m prepared to go hard and not give a fuck.

I dont like Seinfeld but i do like the Elaine dance cuz it’s representative of how I actually dance and it really speaks to me. 

what, is this an educated inference or do you actually know the back story of that image?

no i actually know the backstory to this image.  my ex is the dude closest to the camera and he would talk at length about this particular LAN.  This photo is literally one of the ways he tried flirting with me.  that and showing me his extensive porn harddrive.  I’m not joking.  my actual life in 2003

ladyhistory:

The captioned adventures of Ben Franklin.

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Im so glad its Thursday.

Yesterday I was telling sam how I could feel my creative mania ebbing away but I still managed to get the background pieces of one star cut and placed so I feel encouraged. It didnt take too long honestly but I need to cut extra strips because the blocks are strangely too small ofor only some points. Boo.

Not really a big deal though it messes up the seam symmetry.

Got to run to joanns for baking stuff and then I can hermit myself away for the evening.

Two more hours until then!!!

Ugh and that fucking hat. Nick wore that hat all through high school and I convinced him to quit it freshman year.

So then he just wore it to work in the kitchen and I stg i never saw that hat clean. Even when i washed it it still felt like there was haor grease on the band cuz oh hey he was wearing it all the fucking time through like all these LANs where you dont shower or sleep for three days and shit.

Dear god I cant believe I was immersed in that culture for six years

Hes taped to the ceiling because they ran out of room and those fucking nerds were so into gaming they decided “lets use ceiling space!”

Except even though that kid is skinny af its still a ton of pressure to be held that way, even with the pillows, so they had to take him down within a few rounds.

Thats mid michigan white nerds for ya.

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ladylawga:

omfg LAST UPDATE sorry SORRY apparently I had another package waiting for me and I didn’t notice it until right now. I was actually keeping this a secret until now! I ended up actually designing a thigh high ver of Lucina’s tights. Oh my god I’m actually crying with how cute these turned out aaaaaaah ($16/pair order info will be up later WHEN I CAN STOP FREAKING OUT)

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puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.


I know these people. That kid in the front with the white hat is my ex from college

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

I know these people. That kid in the front with the white hat is my ex from college

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Anonymous said: Beyonce has done problematic things before she's freaking ableist for god sake. In the bridge of lose my breath she says "you don't have no business in this here's your papers baby you're autistic"

kobetyrant:

O M G BITCH SHE’S SAYING “You don’t have no business in this here’s your papers baby you are dismissed” BYE @ THIS REACH

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